People Discuss What They'd Do if They Were The Last Man on Earth

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    Font - ? r/AskReddit u/Rev-Diablo Crowley • 1d 18 NSFW You wake up to find you're the last person on earth, what do you do?
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    Rectangle - Zealousideal_Topic58 • 1d How do I know I'm the last person on earth? Everybody clearly dead? Or is everyone just "gone" Reply 14.7k
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    Font - Rev-DiabloCrowley OP. 1d They're just gone, poof no corpses. 48.9K
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    Font - 18-55 BoJackB26354 • 1d So like The Leftovers. Well then I'd have to take up smoking and find some white clothing. ... 5.1k
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    Rectangle - Bending_toast. 1d Last person on earth shit. You wouldn't understand ... Reply 8.1k
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    Rectangle - Isakk86 1d Taking a "last person on earth shit" sounds like it would be relieving. 1.9k
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    Rectangle - Garth_Algar. 1d My god, I would poop in so many weird places ... 684
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    Font - mrsuncensored. 1d I wouldn't believe it and would assume there are other out there. My main concern would be my family so I'd probably be distraught! ... Reply 5.7k
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    Font - Not_a_real_ghost • 1d "I made my family disappear!" runs around in the house screaming and waving your arms ... 1.9k
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    Human body - TeaEffKay4. 1d A whole cheese pizza just for me. 4670 670
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    Font - TheGrey Fox1122 . 1d Actually the most realistic answer. I would have a mental breakdown because all of my friends and family are gone. Then I'd have a panic attack thinking of all their pets that are stuck in houses/shelters/etc and will starve if I don't help them. And then I myself would probably starve from all the stress 584
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    Rectangle - username_not_taken99 1d Break into mansions and do all the elite folks shit Reply 10.9k
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    Rectangle - KookooMoose. 1d S 1 Award Don't kill Bill Murray. I know you're supposed to be the last, but you never know. 45.8k .. G
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    Font - ClubSundown 1d Hold an election. Win 100% of the votes. Become president and move to the white house. Every month make a poll. Always get 100% approval rating ... Reply 4.2k 4.2k
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    Font - gamenut89 1d ● Until that one month where a project didn't go according to plan, so you only give yourself an 80. 1.4k 1.4k
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    Rectangle - Eborys. 1d S 2 Awards Go back to sleep. ... Reply 25.8k
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    Mammal - Dr-Huricane • 1d Hm, so no work today. Nice, let's leave worrying about the end of the world till after I fix my sleep deprivation 47.9k ...
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    Handwriting - mmerijn • 1d That's legitimately a good idea. Making life changing long term decisions on a sleep deprived mind is a poor choice. 3.5k
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    Font - Derp35712 1d ● You may want to work at freezing as much fresh meat as possible now. 41k 1k
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    Font - vacuous_opoosum. 1d Go to the nearest supermarket and eat all the cheese. All. The. Cheese. Reply 1.1k
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    Rectangle - nine16. 1d sobs in severe lactose intolerance G 319 319
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    Rectangle - CrazyComedy Kid . 1d 7 Awards comment "last" on every youtube video Reply 25.3k
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    Rectangle - Kryslor. 1d Nice try but the bots will still be there posting crypto scams 45.8k ...
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    Font - Vegan_Harvest • 1d Are people dead or gone? If gone, I go shopping, this is clearly some magic bullshit, best to keep my cool until it's over. If dead I try to find the local fertility clinic and hope I can figure out how to implant them in like my thigh with the time I have left. ... Reply 1.4k 1.4k
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    Font - zomgieee . 1d Finally have time to read all the books I want to read. ... I just have to make sure I don't break my glasses though. ... Reply 10.4k
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    Font - Manfred-Willibald . 1d Time to learn Braille ... 41.7k
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    Human body - Anubisrising89 • 1d Make my way to DC and read every classified file known....er....Unknown to man Reply 5.8k 5.8k
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    Rectangle - reditballoon . 1d Area 51 next 41.6k
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    Font - Woutirior. 1d Get to a big house that has a lot of solar panels, download things as fast as possible since the internet won't last long and get a fuck ton of canned food, pasta and flour. Also learn how to make bread Reply 582
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    Font - chrispybobispy • 1d Breaking into pharmacies and evidence lockers and going on the biggest bender I can. Then I might get my shit together and move some where more hospitable Reply 2.9k ...

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